I received a mass email from Congresscriminal Pete Stark (Dickhead, California) tonight, presumably because I previously sent him a love letter telling his taxpayer sucking ass to reject Obamacare:The government is conducting the census this year. This month, you will receive a mailed form with ten short questions, and may receive a phone call or visit from the Census Bureau ahead of time. The form will be clearly identified as coming from the U.S. Census Bureau and as OFFICIAL BUSINESS of the Untied States. Please fill it out.By completing and returning the form, you will help determine how more than 400 billion dollars per year in federal funding is distributed to state, local and tribal governments; which schools receive funding for improvements; where new hospitals and roads will be built; and how we are represented in all levels of government.Participating in the census is easy, important, and safe. All information given through the census is private and protected under federal law.The majority of the country will receive English-only materials. If you need a census form in a different language or have questions about the census, you can visit www.2010census.gov.By participating in the census, you are helping yourself, your family, and your community. Please take the time to do your part.Sincerely,Pete
Hey, Pete. Thanks for the spam. I really don't mean to be a repeat, but I have to tell you, if you braindead fucking twats didn't get the message the first time ... or the second time ... well, then, clearly you're not listening.
I guess I'll have to put a big 50 foot by 50 foot sign in the middle of my front yard that says: Fuck You Federal Government (and Beware of the Claymores Dog).
Maybe you'll get it then.
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Here's a little secret about returning mail.
Be sure you use a black marker and remove the postal bar codes just over or under your address. I have found that unless I black out those bar codes, I would end up getting the mail back again.
::tapping foot::: Still waiting for mine. Damn, this is like waiting for xmas morning....
BTW -awesome post!
We need to make babies and start the army. You are clearly lucid, and I find it very refreshing. To the federal government - you are correct - fuck 'em.
Thank you very much for being a patriot!
RL
(Spousal unit of the Monster)
ROTFLMAO!!!!! You Go Snarky!!!! :-D
They don't listen, they just save your address and e-mail so they can spam you.
Yeah, fuck Pete Stark. He's such a twat-face.
Fuck this Census too.
Tell em you need a census form in Klingon
You can do what I did... return the envelope with the census form marked "Non-Residential Location - Business" - and then fill out another census form with my full name in a city far away from where I actually live.
BTW, the bar code has your identifing information in it. There may be other identifiers imbedded in the form.
I have a feeling that my future health and wellbeing may be tied how I fill out this form - so I'm feeding Big Bro a pile of crap. Bon Apetiet, Big Brother!
Still working on that all expense paid trip to Gitmo, are you?
To be fair, the head-count portion of the census is valid under the US Constitution. Everything else, not. I got an American Community Survey form last year. I refused to fill it out. After a few phone calls from the Census Bureau, they gave up.
Yeah, I hear the accommodations are better than my house.
To be fair, the head-count portion of the census is valid under the <span>US Constitution</span>. Everything else, not. I got an <span>American Community Survey form</span> last year. I refused to fill it out. After a few phone calls from the <span>Census Bureau</span>, they gave up.
And that's all I gave them: The number of people in my house. They'll get nothing else.
They are stupid and don't know what they're doing.
You should fill it out funny, and mail in.
I haven't gotten anything about this yet. I am
dreading it, those nosy bums. I'm just putting
how many people live there, and that's it!
I hope you had a pleasant weekend, SB. O:-)
If your politicians are anything like our ones, they never read the mail that's sent by their masters. They feel they're above answering to us peasants.
Snarky, I'm sure he didn't even read it. Pity.
Snarky, The scumbag probably didn't read it. I don't think that these Congresscriminals know how to read. Reading would mean that they might read the truth and and they hate the truth.
I love Pete Stark!
Most socialists do.
So ...
You can go fuck yourself, too. I hope you enjoy your future with less healthcare and less money in your pocket and less freedom. You un-American assholes get exactly what you deserve.
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