May 2011 see more routing of Democrats. May your resolutions become realities. May you send Barack Obama wicked thoughts that cause him to go terminally insane. Our future depends on it.Happy New YearImage via Moonbatt...
Friday, December 31, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
McConnell Killed by Rogue Vegetables
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Mitch McConnell (RINO, Ky) was killed today when a rabble of angry vegetables swarmed him outside the Russell Senate Office Building.Killer tomatoes ripped McConnell limb from limb and fed him to locally grown corn and cucumbers after McConnell turned traitor and helped Democrats pass the Food Safety Bill, outlawing the sale of locally grown vegetables and fruits at food stands.Local farmers...
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
The New TSA Theme Song
Try it.Sing the chorus of this song the next time Big Sis' goons want to pat your crotch and grab your breasts to see if you, a law-abiding American citizen, are planning to blow up an airplane.See how long they continue to grope us for no other reason than to give Janet Napolitano a hard on.Do you wanna touch (Yeah)Do you wanna touch (Yeah)Do you wanna touch me there, whereDo you wanna touch (Yeah)Do you wanna touch (Yeah)Do you wanna touch me there, whereThere, yeahYeah, oh yeah, oh y...
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Obama Gets Lovin' Despite Historic Midterm Smackdown
The Loser in Chief may have lost his mandate last night, when the American people responded to him calling them "the enemy" by firing The Wicked Witch of Congress and her Merry Band of Congresscriminals.But all is not lost! At least Zero is getting some good lovin' today overseas.Only problem is, the doll with his likeness is not anatomically correct.His head's not up his ass.And, anyway, he wouldn't know what to do...
Friday, October 22, 2010
You RWE Bastards Are All Just Mentally Deranged
That's right. All you right wing extremists have a mental disorder, Anxiety-induced Obama Underappreciation Syndrome.Or so says the Supreme Dickhead himself, president Zero, a man handed a potential dynasty on a silver platter only to promptly fuck it up so badly he'll see his majority run over in less than two weeks like a retarded deer frozen by the headlights of a tank.Yes, there IS a God.Writes Charles Krauthammer:President...
Saturday, September 11, 2010
REPOST: 9/11 Remembrance -- Andrew Alameno -- Project 2996
The memorial pages dedicated to the victims of September 11, 2001, speak to the lives of the 2,996 people who died that day, but mostly they speak to their loss and to what they are not here to witness today.One of the memorial pages for Andrew Alameno, 37, who worked as a trader in the North Tower of the World Trade Center, certainly is like that:Andy you are missed and I think about you often. God Bless your family.Andy,...
REPOST: 9/11 Remembrance -- James Walsh -- Project 2996
Back when life was a lot more simple and my view of the world was a lot less clear, September 11th happened.Then everything changed, for obvious reasons.Eight years later [nine as of this reposting] I still don't have the words to describe what that day was like, how I felt then, or what it means now.I do know I am not the same....On the one year anniversary of that day, the university I then worked at asked employees to plant an American flag on the lawn of the Cathedral of Learning, one for each of the nearly 3,000 people...
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Friday, August 6, 2010
FYADHD Named Top 40 Conservative Blog
Well this was a big fooken surprise.Apparently while I was busy being absent most of the time over the past two months, you readers ... you crazy beautiful racist teabagging mongrels you, everyone ... secretly (WITHOUT MY DAMNED PERMISSION!) nominated FYADHD for the 2010 Top Conservative Blog Award sponsored by BestBloggers and Online Phd Programs (I'll take a Masters in Snarkology, thank you very much).Break out the...
Friday, July 30, 2010
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Well I'll Be Dipped in Oil!
Because it sure looks like Mobama just was.U.S. First lady Michelle Obama flashes two thumbs-up to the crowd, as she is introduced by Panama City Beach Mayor Gayle Oberst, on Panama City Beach, Florida July 12, 2010. Obama visited the area to show support for the people and businesses impacted by the BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill. Reuters.Via Weaselzippers. H/T @CrackaC...
Sunday, July 11, 2010
The CrackaCrib Spangled Banner
I saw this tweeted today on Twitter and just couldn't help but share it with my fellow crazy crackers out there (courtesy @CrackaCrib):O say can't you see that my crib's got your lifeWhat you sleep through @ night'll be your undoing.With broad stokes of my pen, through the force of my billsO'er you I will rule, your minds no longer thinkingAnd with my badass stareMy middle finger in the airI'll give you proof arightAbout...
Saturday, July 3, 2010
SHHHHH! I'm on a Secret Mission...
... so close to this ...Via IOTW... I can almost smell the stench. It's dangerous. If they catch me, I may never make it back safely to the red states. But I'm carrying the flame of the good guys, and I just might set the bastards on fire if they try to grab me.If I'm not back by Wednesday, you can consider me captured and have my full permission to invade the District of Criminals to free me. Bring plenty of beer; Zero's...
Monday, June 28, 2010
Robert Byrd Dies, Named KKK Grand Dragon of Hell
Senator Robert C. Byrd (D-WV) died early this morning at Inova Hospital in Fairfax, Va. Upon arriving in Hell, he was immediately appointed KKK Grand Dragon.Byrd was greeted at the gates of Hell by long-time friend Ted Kennedy, who made an unsuccessful bid for president of Hell last year shortly after his own arrival.“Having … ah … Senata Byrd at my side again can only improve my … ah … chances of … ah … taking this...
Friday, June 25, 2010
I Guess The pResident's Brain Transplant Didn't Work Out So Well
It's been a year since Michael Jackson died, allowing other events to unfold. Let's take a look back at something that may explain a lot about why the Failure in Chief has had such a bad year.Previously posted in July 2009:King of Pop’s Brain to be Implanted in King of Pork!LOS ANGELES -- As millions prepared to watch a memorial service for Michael Jackson, at the Staples Center and via live feed on theater and arena...
Thursday, June 24, 2010
It's Time to Burn My Beatles Records
And, yes, I do have some of the actual records, vintage ones too.Screw 'em. Opining today that the Gulf oil disaster is the perfect crisis with which to force cleaner, renewable, and un-Godly expensive and cost-ineffective sources of energy down our throats, Paul McCartney could have stopped there.But he didn't:"Sadly we need disasters like this to show people," McCartney said in an exclusive interview with The Sun....
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Democratic Underground Message Board (DUMB) Lays Down the Tolerance
"Tolerance" goes beyond the pale these days over at the Democratic Underground Message Board (DUMB), where moderators have brought down from Mount Insane a tablet of Commandmants governing inter-party dialogue.As Moonbattery points out, instead of simply saying ixnay on DUmmays attacking DUmmays, the Commandments "broadly" and "generally" list intolerable offenses ad nauseam in bulletpoints, the offense of which will...
Saturday, June 19, 2010
I Am BO's Oil Spill's Blog
It's probably no secret to my regular readers who also blog, and certain others -- I am Barack Obama's Oil Spill's Blog. I kept it a little quiet for a bit from most of my non-blogging readers, but anyone who knows my regular posting frequency here can obviously tell I've dropped off both in amount and quality. And I certainly haven't been a good blog friend in returning everyone's visits or comments.I apologize.I've been really busy keeping my boot on the regime's throat over here. Plus Wild Thing #1 is playing summer baseball...
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Obama Gives Part of Arizona to Mexicans
And whyyyyyy not? Why not ban from part of their own country those racist Americans trying to keep illegal, non-U.S. citizens from entering and entrenching themselves in their country? Who the hell are those awful white and black and brown and green and yellow and polkadotted Americans to try to defend their property, their rights, their way of life, and that little thing called the Constitution?Dummies. All of them. Let's just go ahead right now and give all those lands we kicked Mexico's ass over back to those nice people...
Saturday, June 12, 2010
PayPal Can Go To Hell (and Moose-limbs Can Too)
It's incredibly important, in these times of Dear Leader wanting to take over these here innnertubz, that we continue to up the revolution ... right up their wazoos, if need be.This is one of those times. Apparently, according to innertubz money giant PayPal, Atlas Shrugs is a "hate site" (h/t: Soylent Green):The little money that Atlas generates (I have no large donors) is about to be cut off. Apparently the jihad is...
Friday, June 11, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
John Bolton: Israel Must Strike Iran Now
And now for something completely different, let's focus on the serious side of having to deal with the Appeaser in Chief, the Iranian situation. For a little change of pace, I'd like to bring in a heavy hitter. Please give the Reaganite Republican a nice ADHD welcome ... and make sure you click the link at the bottom and go over and read all the way to the end ... or we may sick the TerrorTortilla from Gaza on you.By The Reaganite Republican Iran Will Have Nukes Before the United Nations or Obama Do Anything WND:...
Monday, June 7, 2010
More Fun With Helen Thomas
Image via iOwnTheWorld's ironic Irony CurtainHelen Thomas, the moldy, lumpy ... ahem ... "journalist," who covered all 44 presidents, the Civil and Revolutionary Wars, and God's rest on the seventh day, has ... moved the fook on.Praise Yahweh.It's a special honor for a low-class, jew-hating moose-limb appeaser from Lebanon, our "national treasure" who earned cupcakes and a kiss on the cheek from the pResident on her...
Sunday, June 6, 2010
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Friday, June 4, 2010
New Arizona Billboard on I-10 North of Tucson
The photo of this billboard looks Photochopped. It came to me via email, but my virus protection sent off warning signals so I found another copy at Theo Spark's. If anyone in Arizona has seen it, please let me know. I'll make sure to update this post, true or false.UPDATE: Totally Photochopped. You can always count on the Freepers. I suppose I could have looked on a map to see that I-8 goes to San Diego, not L.A., but...
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Gulf Oil Spill Tells Obama: “Plug Your Own Damn Hole”
GULF OF MEXICO -- Speaking through a BP interpreter at a press conference today, the spill gushing millions of gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico defiantly told pResident Barack Obama to plug his own damn hole.“The federal government hasn't a damned thing to do with shutting me down, and, frankly, if they did, they'd screw it up so badly I'd probably be much worse, no doubt fouling the Gulf, Atlantic, and Pacific...
Monday, May 31, 2010
Mugshots Now Hide Man Boobs? What a World!
H/T: JammieWearingFoolHas it really come to this ... this ... this travesty of political correctness? What kind of a crazy, mixed-up world is it when your mugshot doesn't reveal how you really look? The audacity!For murder suspect Eduardo Ibarra Perez gets to save face. He might have a violent past and may have been arrested for shooting his wife in the head, but at least the world doesn't get to see his man boobs, in...
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Your Nation's Past: Will You Reclaim It?
There once was a land far away, in which principled men established a civilization like no other seen before it, and no other seen since.It was a civilization in which the rule of law allowed for human beings, endowed by their creator, to set forth on their own journeys, to pursue their own interests, to hone their own talents and succeed by the comforting sweat of their own brows and the rewarding agony of their own...
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