Thursday, June 4, 2009

When the President Talks to Allah

When the president talks to Allah
Are the conversations about his middle name?
Does he ask to rape our taxpayers' rights
And send poor kids’ Daddies to the unemployment line?
And enact junk-science policies like cap and trade
When the president talks to Allah?

When the president talks to Allah
Does Teleprompter have the right to override?
Does the president back away from his promises?
Is any political appointment without tax plight?
Does he ever have the courage to do what’s right
When the president talks to Allah?

When the president talks to Allah
Does he fake that Chicagoway nod?
Agree which rightwingers should be jailed?
Where detainee prisons that aren’t Gitmo should be built?
Which ACORN fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to Allah?

When the president talks to Allah
I wonder which one plays the better Messiah
We should hold our heads high and give at the next gov’t collection.
Yes, they’re socialists, Obugger, I say we help them gel
Just give 'em more DirecTV and homegrown cells
That's what Allah recommends

When the president talks to Allah
Do they drink Kool-Aid and take over car companies?
While they pick which banks are best for us
Which insurance souls still can be used?
I guess Allah just calls a loser a winner
When the president talks to Allah

When the president talks to Allah
Does he ever think that maybe he's in over his head?
That the voice is telling him to step aside instead?
When he bows toward Mecca
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to Allah?

I doubt it

Inspired by the pissant attempt at political discourse, “When the President talks to God,” by limpwristed ‘60s wannabes Bright Eyes.

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