Sunday, June 7, 2009

Government Mills Cereals

The new line of cereals by Government Mills will hit grocery stores nationwide tomorrow, loaded with fat, bullshit, and plenty of lies; they're sure to be a staple of the breakfast of losers for decades to come.

Thanks, but I'll stick with bacon and eggs. They contain far more nutrition and sustenance and reality.


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