Friday, October 2, 2009

Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass on the Way Out

Japanese IOC official: "So sorry, Mr. President. Chicago izzz no go."

Barack Obama (breaking into plastic smile): "That's okay. Coming here kept me from doing any real work. That whole decision about whether to unleash a surge on Afghanistan or run away with our tail between our legs is going to take weeks, and I needed a long date night ... on my subjects' dime."

Mobama: "Speaking of tail, how do you like my new dress?"

Silence ensues ... but Obama's plastic smile never wavers.

Sir Mix A Lot makes a visit down in comment number 15, for those interested in some '80s nostalgia. You know what I mean....


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