Some Interesting Russian Snark

I don't think we "sheeple" are as bad off as the Russian Pravada says we are (but there's still time), and I think the writer simplifies a hell of a lot and makes some outright false statements...but it's still a very interesting read.I'm going to post it in its entirety (even though the piece needed a really good translator):American capitalism gone with a whimper It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American decent [sic] into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed, against the back drop of a passive,...

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Some Interesting Russian Snark

Reverse Sotomayor-alogy

Imagine if you heard me say:I would hope that a wise white male with the richness of his experience would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a Latina woman who hasn't lived that life. Would you call me a...Male chauvinist?Racist?Conservative fascist wingnut?I'm betting all three.So how is it any different from what Sonia Sotomayor, our next member of SCOTUS, once said?Ah, but she...Has an amazing storyIs drawing from her experienceHas great empathyGreat stories, life experience, and empathy all being central...

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Reverse Sotomayor-alogy

"Foreseeable Risk of Substantial Disruption"

Susan Boyle...uh...I mean Sonia Sotomayor, b. Hussein's love-interest for the SCOTUS, once ruled against the free speech of a blogger (a puerile one like me, admittedly):Sotomayor joined two other judges from the 2nd Circuit in ruling that the student’s off-campus blog remarks created a “foreseeable risk of substantial disruption” at the student’s high school and that the teenager was not entitled to a preliminary injunction reversing a disciplinary action against her.But...um...isn't that what I do here every d...

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"Foreseeable Risk of Substantial Disruption"

The Wicked Witch of Congress Speaks...unfortunately

Nancy (I'm a reallll BITCH!) Pelosi opened her Jokeresque mouth today at the global-warming gang bang in China...and dropped a big one:In answering a question from a student about how Pelosi was going to get Americans to cut back on their carbon emissions, the leading Democratic lawmaker said it was important to educate children on how to conserve energy and for citizens to build more environmentally friendly homes."We...

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The Wicked Witch of Congress Speaks...unfortunately

Puerile Moment 'o the Day

Click to enlarge for some tasty fuck-all.Apparently a lot of cursing goes on over at Twitter, so much so that Cursebird streams a steady diet of profanity from the underworld of the Twitterverse.You can also look up your favorite Twits by their Twat names (in honour of my British friends):jtlol (Jim Treacher) swears like a Drunken Sailor -- Ranked: 279,281st worldwide Swears: 4 Score: 77 of 100obnoxiotheclown (Obnoxio...

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Puerile Moment 'o the Day

My Son Is Learning This Snark Thing Well

My 8-year-old was online today and noticed the "Life" tab on Yahoo, right next to the "Sports" tab, his favorite. It's the first time he's noticed it, so he says:"Look, Mom. There's life on the computer. Obama made life!!!"My wife, amazingly (nudge...nudge), didn't get it at first. She looks at the PC screen and says something like, "Yahoo must have added that tab.""Oh Mom," son says, rolling his eyes. "You know that Obama added life. Only Obama could do that."Kinda brings a tear to Dad's e...

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My Son Is Learning This Snark Thing Well

Moonbattery About Sotomayor from the Twitterverse

Ya just have to love some of this...jessiejessup Just because I quote Thoreau doesn't mean I am gonna move to the woods so why does matter Sotomayor quoted a socialist 30 years ago??SiobhansONgin Yeah um fuck you if you don't like Sonia Sotomayor.....reblip that someone! ♫ http://blip.fm/~74s93osochic And the J.Lo comparisons have begun :-\ ... "Judge Sotomayor is the new JLo. Justice for Law & Order" - man on...

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Moonbattery About Sotomayor from the Twitterverse

Obama: The Barry Freshman Photos

The photos by Lisa Jack and the exhibit...And he's still a clo...

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Obama: The Barry Freshman Photos

REPOST: Kim Jong Il Sings "Wocket Man"

Because you can never have enough Lil' Kim Jong Il, especially with him thumbing his nose our way every day now. Previously posted 4/18/2009.I would say this is just wrong...but it's too friggin' funny:Brought to you by the funny buggers over at The Nose on Your Face.Then, again, there is this...which is funnier?Team America - I'm So RoneryUploaded by VideogeezerAnd...then...our fearless dickhead has to have his say:With some additional footage from various sources, including Hannity and "Team America":And NOW with "Kim Jong...

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REPOST: Kim Jong Il Sings "Wocket Man"

Cap n’ Trade

The new all-grain organic chemical-free cereal from Obamafoods that costs your family only $4,300 a year.Via iOwnTheWo...

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Cap n’ Trade

Why You Need A Gun

Here's a pleasant encounter with a good Samaritan who loves people so much, he freely shares his talents for body and glass work:h/t: Moonbatt...

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Why You Need A Gun

Delusional Dream Sequence Post: “We’re Out Of Socialists”

Sun May 24 2009 8:32:18 ETIn a stunning holiday interview with G-SPAN, President b. Hussein dejectedly told Americans: "We are out of socialists."G-SPAN host Steve Scully broke from a meager Washington press corps (only 4 reporters showed up, what with all media but Fox News and the Government-Satellite Public Affairs Network having gone out of business) with less than probing questions for the tired president.SCULLY:...

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Delusional Dream Sequence Post: “We’re Out Of Socialists”

Robert "Ahhh" Gibbs Moment o' the Day: Teh Funny

A series on b. Hussein's rumbling, bumbling, fumbling, stumbling Press Secretary Robert "Ahhhhh" Gibbs....Well...at least he's good for somethi...

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Robert "Ahhh" Gibbs Moment o' the Day: Teh Funny

Muslim Demographics

The Western world's future?The American Thinker on this video:When a good portion of a nation's population no longer takes pride in its traditions and culture, the will to defend the nation slips away. For decades many liberals have taken pride instead in actively undermining what used to be known as the American identity.While many liberals are taking pleasure in smothering the remaining life out of the culture that fed, housed and educated them, Muslims around the world are using pride to advance their way of life. While...

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Muslim Demographics

b. Hussein's Gitmo Speech In a Nutshell

"That speech was so long, a full day without a terrorist attack passed by."From TOTUS himse...

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b. Hussein's Gitmo Speech In a Nutshell

Keith Olbermann Is Brilliant

Last night, we were blessed with more gifted use of language by MSNBC's chief ranter (oh, I know Chris Matthews is famous for talking about having that thrill up his leg and all, but, really, he doesn't hold a candle to the master).Here, the Great One professes how much he loves former VEEP Dick Cheney, following Cheney's prodigious speech yesterday, which in turn followed a few words by some other guy about some place in Cuba that ain't getting shut any time soon:Neurotic, paranoid, false to fact and false to reason, forever...

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Keith Olbermann Is Brilliant

My Progressive Quiz Results

Hmm....I would have never guessed. Your tu...

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My Progressive Quiz Results

YouTube Restores Clip of CNN Reporter Badgering Tea Party Attendees

Nice to see the Fairness Doctrine hasn't taken hold quite y...

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YouTube Restores Clip of CNN Reporter Badgering Tea Party Attendees

"The Dark Pelosi" (With Waterboarding!)

Funny man Steven Crowder smacks down The Wicked Witch of Congress and her B.S. about the date of her waterboarding knowledge...then waterboards the ol' h...

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"The Dark Pelosi" (With Waterboarding!)

The Obamapranos: Eh Joey!

Chapter 2: “Eh Joey”(Previously on The Obamapranos)In the Oval Office, President b. Hussein leans back in his chair, characteristically propping his feet on the great English Resolute desk used by all but three presidents dating back to 1880, his eyes leveled at the pages of Open Veins of Latin America: Five Centuries of the Pillage of a Continent, the book, a present from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, in his left...

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The Obamapranos: Eh Joey!

"Bill" Gates Now Works for Obama?

Wow. I didn't know developing a buggy OS qualified one to be secretary of defense. Well done, Obugger. Gates was in the crowd for Obama's national security speech. Pointing him out, the president said "William Gates" was on hand. Perhaps Obama was thinking of Bill Gates, the Microsoft billionaire. The defense chief, who goes by Bob, was also misidentified at a Pentagon ceremony on Tuesday. Then, he was introduced as Ronald Gates. Gates joked then that he had recently been introduced as Bill Gates. "He's the rich one," Gates...

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"Bill" Gates Now Works for Obama?

Four Wackos Try to Blast Synagogues and a Plane

Oh, those crazy right-wing extremists. Oh...wait...Hey Janet, LOOK!...they were Muslim!..imagine that.To read the criminal complaint, click on the images, or go here (for pretty much the same resul...

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Four Wackos Try to Blast Synagogues and a Plane

"For Political Gain, People Are Making Headlines"

...so says the nitwit making lots of headlines for political gain this year: Arlen Sphincter.First it was his voting for GoFrigYourselfus because...well..."somebody has to do something."Then it was his shedding of the elephant trunk (which was really just a strap-on anyway) to reveal himself as the jackass we already knew was underneath because...well...he didn't think he could win re-election as a Republican.Then, today, in typical Sphincter fashion, he came out and snuggled up with his new Zombiecrat buddy, The Wicked Witch...

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"For Political Gain, People Are Making Headlines"

BO - JO THE CLOWNS

You're in good...oops!...dropsy hands with POTUS/VPOTUS.h/t: iOwnTheWo...

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BO - JO THE CLOWNS

Baby Tax Could Buoy San Francisco’s Budget

SF Mayor Gavin Newsom also intends to introduce legislation requiring restaurants to put more children on their menus.SAN FRANCISCO -- Calling his proposal an attack on babies and their heterosexual parents alike, Mayor Gavin Newsom wants to impose a tax on an age-old inhabitant of city landfills: the diaper.San Francisco spends an estimated $10.7 million a year burying infant and toddler diapers in the city’s landfill....

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Baby Tax Could Buoy San Francisco’s Budget

CAR WHORES...Episode IV: A New Dope

In a galaxy all too present, all too friggin’ near…President b. Hussein: My dear friends. Today, the United States of America turns a new page in the fight against Anthropogenic Global Warming. We stand on the precipice of either moving forward toward curbing fictional deadly greenhouse gases, the mere mention of which lines the pockets of great patriots such as Al Gore and George Soros and myself with triple-laundered...

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CAR WHORES...Episode IV: A New Dope

The Death of Notre Dame...and Catholic America

President b. Hussein's speech yesterday at Notre Dame quite simply boils down to this:b. Hussein: It is beyond your capacity as human beings to know with certainty what God has planned for us or what He asks of us because...well...none of you are me.Notre Dame: Hussah! Hussah! Viva la aborto! Viva la aborto!I was astounded when more than 50 percent of my fellow Catholic voters cast their ballots for b. Hussein in November,...

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The Death of Notre Dame...and Catholic America