Michelle Obama Needs More Boob Belt ... THE MOVIE

Back in December, when we were over at Word Press for a while, I came up with the expression "We need more boob belt!" in the parlance of Christopher Walken's great cowbell skit on Saturday Night Live, and Harold Stickeehands gave the world his famous artwork about Michelle Obama (reposted below).

Yesterday, Fistful of Donuts inspired me to spew this interesting little take on French First Lady Carla Bruni showing up in public without a bra.

Today, Michelle Obama's Mirror may have just topped us all with the debut of Boob Belt Fever: The Movie. (A little tip: Give it a few seconds to load.)

For what it's worth, I hate Blogger's awful fucking video player so I uploaded the vid to youtube ... and promptly lost the damned soundtrack. Here's a version I uploaded to Daily Motion (with all credit given to Michelle Obama's Mirror), but the video quality is, well, let's just say it sucks worse than listening to Zero read from TOTUS:

(Michelle Obama's) Boob Belt Fever
by feedyouradhd

Stickeehand's original post:

After seeing the nausea inspiring dress Michelle Obama wore to the Nobel reception for her “baby’s daddy,” I am forced to admit something disturbing.

As the great Christopher Walkin would say, I got a fever and the only prescription is more boob belt!

H/T to the brilliant Snarky Basterd aka Dr.D. for giving birth to the Needs More Boob Belt meme with this comment “I can hear Christopher Walken now: We Need More Boob Belt!

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Michelle Obama Needs More Boob Belt ... THE MOVIE

WTF Is Wrong With First Lady Boobs?

For once I'm jealous of the French. If there's one thing going for them, it's boobs, and who better to represent than Carla Bruni?

Frankly, I don't see what the scandal is all about (via Fistful of Donuts):

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy left little to the imagination when she arrived at a state dinner without a bra in a figure-hugging dress.

The French first lady apparently exposed her lack of underwear in a tight floor-length Roland Mouret gown as she graced the Elysee Palace in Paris.

Those poor bastards. They must equate having beauty to being retarded (that's a direct quote from Rahm Emanuel, by the way).

Obviously, they haven't had to look at this:


Or, for gawd's sake, this?

This problem calls for radical change. Hope and change, if you will.

I just think as a nation we must re-consider our priorities. Since we haven't necessarily been happy with at least three of the past four presidents (ok, 3 and 3/4s, since the first 2 or 3 years of that W. administration were pretty awesome), it's time we stop electing presidents on the basis of voters.

We need to incorporate some sort of weighted score based on the hawtness of the potential first lady, the lack of boob belt, or the need for boob haltering, the better.

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WTF Is Wrong With First Lady Boobs?