Thursday, February 18, 2010

BREAKING: Republican Smear Tactics Exposed!

Ok, whatever, so apparently this so-called "Amy Bishop" is an "Obama supporter," right? They are trying to attack us on the left by labeling "her" a crazy, gun-toting Barack Obama supporter. I thought this was fishy when I first looked into it, and it turns out that my suspicions were well-founded -- "she" is not a liberal at all! In fact, "she" is actually Johnny Ramone, the well noted MALE conservative punk-rocker! We cannot allow this travesty of justice to continue. Johnny Ramone has faked his own death and now is trying to frame Barrack Obama, our President, and THE MEDIA IS LETTING HIM GET AWAY WITH IT.

Thank you,
Candle

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Liars, Clowns, and Thieves

Posted on behalf of Jamie


We have always seen that the real loonies accuse others of what they are guilty of themselves… So Joe Biden says that Dick Cheney isn’t entitled to rewrite history… what chutzpah…


A new CNN poll shows that 52% of those polled would not reelect The One we’ve been waiting for… So, maybe we can change that to The One we’ve been waiting for to leave…


Barack Hussein Obama (Mmm, mmm, mmm) is starting to get the jitters when it comes to Hillary and 2012…


Even softballs from David Gregory on NBC’s Meet The Press couldn’t hide the fact that these clowns just don’t get it… The One, Biden, and Eric Holder all have said publicly that they want civilian trials for terrorists so that the world will see that we are open and fair. In the same breath, they prejudge the trial, saying terrorists won’t go free…


It has to be clear to almost everyone that this clown is in WAY over his head…


The One is being schooled by his boss in preparation for the trap being set for Republicans on February 25th…
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

I Didn't Need Phil Jones to Come Clean

Yeah, I know I'm late on this, but I don't care. Half the conservative blogosphere is at CPAC. I can re-spin their old stories any damned way I please. Especially since one of the kids stole my office chair and I have to kneel to type.

So ... here goes ...

In the simplest way possible, I didn't need Phil Jones to come clean and tell me the planet hasn't warmed since 1995 and that climate change was a lie. I built Global Warming Man on Friday ... in fucking Atlanta.


I built a clone for my daughter. Then my ingenious and industrious daughter built a second clone ... the next day ... a full 24 hours later, which means the meager three inches of global warming we received (as compared to the 30-plus inches that my in-laws in Pittsburgh experienced during two storms, enough to freeze their gutters and cause melt off from their roof to force its way into their walls, enough to take out their kitchen and their bathroom and their dining room and their basement, to the meager expense of 15 gs) stuck around until Sunday.

Sunday. (Incidentally, my father-in-law is so concerned about his house -- the one he was going to put up for sale yesterday so he could move to Florida -- being destroyed by Phil Jones' lie that he just interrupted this post with a phone call to ask if I had noticed Vanna White's "extreme" weight loss over the past six months. Shocking. I'm going to have to turn on that TV I own one of these days.)

For two days snow stuck around in "Hotlanta" like it was a party crasher who wouldn't go home, in Hotlanta where "snow" is about as obscure a word as "Democrat," unless, of course you live in Fulton County, where the city proper lies ... where it lies an awful lot, actually.

Thankfully, I live north, where the wild coyote/dogs roam (seriously, I heard them run along the top of the hill last night while I brought wood in for the fireplace because, I'm such a man, and all I could think was, DO THEY KNOW THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS GOING TO KILL THEM?!?!).

Okay. That's enough for now. It's "Mardi Gras Night" here at the ADHD household. I have King Cake to eat, after some scrumptious gumbo that Wild Thing #1 and #2 hated. Fuckin' A. That's more for me later (since tomorrow, being Ash Wednesday, is a no-meat day) because, you know, this Damn Yankee is quite ashamed to have been reared in a Northern ugly backwards blue state, where parents (not mine) pride themselves on bringing their children up stupid.

Good thing there are still red states to flee to.
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Secession as a Solution to the Washington Debt Threat

I've been unblogged for a few days with various items to accomplish, such as finally FINALLY finishing Atlas Shrugged because while the first 700 pages drag on for longer than an Obama campaign tour the last 300 pages go about as fast as it takes Joe Biden to drop another whammy on us.

So I'm just popping in to say I'm still here, and to run this tasty morsel of thought past you.


Via NoisyRoom.net and pilfered in its entirety from Whiskey and Gunpower.

By Ron Holland

Frédéric Bastiat must have been looking toward the future of the United States today when he said, “When plunder has become a way of life for a group of people living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it, and a moral code that glorifies it.”

I fear the federal government will plunder much of our private wealth, retirement plans and personal savings through hyperinflation, financial controls and confiscatory tax rates all in the name of protecting the public from a future debt crisis unless the states can secede from the Union and the crushing Washington debt load.

The first actual secession following several attempts by the New England states took place in the South and it ended with the defeat of the Confederate States of America. Now secession is again in the news and this time it may be the only solution to surviving the coming Washington national debt crisis.

We need to forget the causes of the earlier War Between the States, regional differences, slavery, tariffs and other related issues. The new secession effort will be state-based but a national movement all across the United States ranging from Vermont to Georgia, Texas to Alaska etc. Economic survival and prosperity rather than regional issues will be motivating factor.

The first secession was a product of anti-southern tariff taxes resulting in the Southern states paying the majority of the revenue to fund the distant federal government. A mistaken defense of the dying institution of slavery by slaveholding elites in the South also contributed to the failed secession effort. Third, the advancement of corporate manufacturing profits and railroad expansionism by the Northeastern establishment elites were a major contributor. Finally the promotion of a conflict by the European Rothschild banking interests funding both the Northern abolitionists and the Southern secessionists guaranteed a violent breakup of what should have been a peaceful parting of the states.

Still the right of democratic state-by-state secession did not die at the point of a bayonet at Appomattox Court House in 1865. The belief in peaceful devolution of government powers and services to regions and local jurisdictions to allow citizens to control the power of politicians and government is a positive advancement for the 21st century. In addition, the right of devolution of states, geographic regions and groups around the world promotes competition and freedom.

I believe legal state secession from the Washington Empire just might become the only way for American citizens to escape the disastrous consequences from the coming global run to liquidate holdings of Washington treasury obligations and the dollar. Breaking free of the false chains that threaten our economic future from the likely Washington debt/dollar collapse might be our last chance to safeguard our financial security and liberty from the hyperinflation and crushing new tax increases to be forced on this and future generations from the bailouts and national debt.

Imagine no Washington income tax, no interference in the internal affairs of individual states, no involvement in perpetual wars around the world without a declaration of war, no Washington tax-feeding bureaucrats telling individual citizens, state legislatures or state agencies what to do.

Consider the benefits of sovereign states voluntarily participating in a decentralized republic or confederation, maybe like America’s first central government created by our patriot founding fathers, the Articles of Confederation. A decentralized nation where marriage, religious views, history, symbols, culture, abortion, gay rights etc. are determined on a state basis, Where citizens can eat, drink, smoke or do whatever with regulations and conduct governed by the norms of a state or locality rather than a distant federal government.

Can you envision a healthy economy, with minimal government debts combined with a rising standard of living and job growth guaranteed by low taxes, minimal regulations and currency competition? All of this without the Federal Reserve and Wall Street creating excessive bubbles followed by contraction and collapse and then demanding bailouts.

Imagine for a moment a people and sovereign states with future generations free from the illegitimate Washington national debt which threatens to destroy the prosperity, savings, housing values and jobs for our children and grandchildren. Review the US National Debt Clock which tells the entire story and our future. Today the official US National Debt breaks down to $40,079 per individual. Look at the clock link to see the increase per second.

Finally, when you consider the total unfunded liabilities of Washington (see the link above), the liability per American citizen is $177,515. Remember, none of the citizens of the individual states or America in general have had the opportunity to vote on the bailout or approve these debts most of which have gone to international corporations, Wall Street and world banking cartels. We, our children and future generations should not have to fund or pay off an illegitimate debt created just to bail out a few global corporations and wealthy special interests.

The Washington Empire is now run for the benefit of New York financial and economic interests who own and control most of Congress. Due to the recent bailouts and added debt which the majority of Americans opposed, the United States is now sadly on the path toward economic, debt and currency destruction.

Why should my state, South Carolina or other states join the federal government in future poverty, loss of freedoms and lagging economic prosperity with a dismal future determined by their foreign creditors? I say, it is time to free the states and citizens from the dark economic future which Washington and Wall Street have created. Just maybe we can finally be free at last from Washington’s national debt.

As Dr. Martin Luther King, from his I have a Dream speech said, “Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last.” To quote another Southerner, Jefferson Davis was right when he stated, “I love the Union and the Constitution, but I would rather leave the Union with the Constitution than remain in the Union without it.”

I think it is time for Americans left and right to reconsider where our nation and the federal government have ended up. Few would question that the all-powerful Washington government living on borrowed debt and fake prosperity is a political model which has failed miserably.

Today the constitutional protections have become just another dead document through the actions of Bush and Obama. A recent, WSJ/NBC poll showed that only 3% of Americans believe the government is doing a good job. Given the margin of error in the poll, the real % could have been zero.

Let’s revisit the political wisdom of the original republic founded through the blood and sacrifice of our patriot founding fathers. Back to something like the original republic of sovereign state republics, the Articles of Confederation.

Today in 2010, join me in voting both for the dream of Dr. King and the vision of Jefferson Davis. It is time to replace the failed Washington leviathan with a new limited central government based on the original vision of sovereign states where we become again, “these United States” instead of “the United States.” I’m voting in 2010 and 2012 in support of the Tenth Amendment and for the right of nullification.

Finally, if necessary, I’ll support temporary secession efforts from the empire until we restore the original republic of our founding fathers. We must be free of an illegitimate national debt, an unconstitutional Federal Reserve and protected by currency competition and the choice of a currency based on the gold standard.

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Monday, February 15, 2010

Biden's Foot In Mouth Disease


Joe Biden's latest comment directed at newly minted Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown literally begs the question:
When you smell and taste shit ,
Do you take your head out of your ass?

Granted, the position of Vice President of the United States does leave a lot of latitude for what you do in your spare time, and from the crazy-assed verbage Joe has been spewing for the past few decades I would guess he has taken up the hobby of collecting neurotropic venereal diseases.


Sen. Scott Brown thinks Vice President Joe Biden was “off base” when he suggested Sunday that the Massachusetts Republican get his facts straight on the legal procedures for military tribunals.

“It was insulting,” said Brown, who frequently jabbed the administration during his Senate campaign for giving suspected terrorists legal representation. On CBS's “Face the Nation” last weekend, Biden shot back that he doesn’t “know whether the new senator from Massachusetts understands: When you get tried in a military tribunal, you get a lawyer, too.”

Biden is talking trash about a man, Sen. Brown, who has been in the National Guard for over thirty years and

"is currently the Guard's top defense attorney in New England."


This is the deal. Biden is questioning whether or not Sen. Brown understands the mechanics of a military tribunal; Biden questions a military lawyer who represents soldiers ... in military justice courts ... whether or not he understands military tribunals.

Biden's comments came as part of the White House's effort to defend its move to try alleged Sept. 11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in a federal court, as well as the decision to read Miranda rights to the accused Christmas Day bomber.

Brown pushed back Monday on one of the White House's talking points about the handling of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: that the Bush administration handled Richard Reid, the so-called shoe bomber, in the same way. “I’ve always felt that suspected terrorists should be tried in military tribunals and not civilian court, and as a matter of fact so do the majority of Americans,” Brown said.

“The big difference is are we going to pay $1,000 an hour for a private attorney and treat him as a civilian or ordinary criminal in a criminal court, or are we going give him a military attorney who’s going to be paid as a captain, major or lieutenant colonel, and obviously go through the military tribunal process?"

Joseph "I Can Lick My Balls!" Biden is the only Vice President who hails from Delaware.

Perhaps he will be the last.

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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Obama Sez: Don't Worry! Be Happy!

Obozo thinks we are all idiots, that we can't see the road that he and the Democrats are leading us down.

But we do have a road song:
Fourteen trillion, two hundred ninety-four billion bottles of beer on the wall.
Fourteen trillion, two hundred ninety-four billion bottles of beer!
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
Fourteen trillion, two hundred ninety-three billion, nine hundred ninety-nine million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall!

From ABC News:

Behind closed doors and with no cameras present, President Obama signed into law Friday afternoon the bill raising the public debt limit from $12.394 trillion to $14.294 trillion.

The current national debt is $12.3 trillion. Check out the National Debt Clock, which tells you your share of that -- roughly $40,000 per citizen, $113,000 per taxpayer.

It takes about eight seconds to sing a single stanza of the above refrain. In order to bring it down to the previous debt limit of $12.394 trillion, you'll have to sing non-stop for over 481,000 years.

To bring it back to where it was

If the United States embarks upon the same economic journey that Argentina traveled from 1975 through 1992, Bill Gates estimated 2010 fortune of $60 billion will be worth 60 cents by 2032.

As is always the case with rapid inflation, the price increase in Argentina was fueled by rapid expansion of the money supply. The seigniorage earned from monetary expansion served the needs of the government as a method of taxation that was difficult to avoid and politically easy to enact.


This is what happened to the Weimar Republic in 1923 when the German government was printing 2 Trillion Mark notes; hyperinflation destabilized the country, setting the stage for the ascendancy of the National Socialist Democratic Workers Party - the Nazi's.

Pearl Buck, the American writer who became famous for her novels of China, was in Germany in 1923. She wrote later: "The cities were still there, the houses not yet bombed and in ruins, but the victims were millions of people. They had lost their fortunes, their savings; they were dazed and inflation-shocked and did not understand how it had happened to them and who the foe was who had defeated them. Yet they had lost their self-assurance, their feeling that they themselves could be the masters of their own lives if only they worked hard enough; and lost, too, were the old values of morals, of ethics, of decency."

The fledgling Nazi party, whose attempted coup had failed in 1923, won 32 seats legally in the next election. The right-wing Nationalist party won 106 seats, having promised 100 percent compensation to the victims of inflation and vengeance on the conspirators who had brought it.

This is what is happening right now in Zimbabwe: in 2008 the UK Telegraph reported that, "Inflation levels in Zimbabwe are running at 13.2 billion per cent a month." A month!

In post Second World War Hungary monthly inflation reached 12,950,000,000,000,000 per cent, with prices doubling every 15.6 hours – Zimbabwean prices are currently doubling every 1.3 days.

The most famous hyperinflation, Weimar Germany in 1923, is in a distant fourth place, at 29,525 per cent a month with prices doubling every 3.7 days.

Obozo and the Democrats have another three years to reduce us to this level. This is how the socialists intend to stay in power forever.

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Friday, February 12, 2010

Obama's Hopey, Change Circus

Upon his capture, the most beautiful words a terrorist can hear are the following:

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”

If you read the above paragraph, you have just been "Mirandized." That is the Miranda Warning that law enforcement officers must recite to every criminal suspect they question -- if they want to introduce something as evidence in any criminal proceeding.

The ringleaders for Obama's Hopey Change Circus, Mssrs. Holder and Gibbs, maintain that the proper procedure for bringing terrorists to justice is arrest them and give them full Constitutional protection as afforded to every American citizen. From the Weekly Standard, Thomas Joscelyn writes:

During an interview on MSNBC Thursday morning, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs defended the Obama administration’s handling of Christmas Day bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. Gibbs argued that the administration was right to treat Abdulmutallab as a criminal defendant, instead of as an enemy combatant. “Just because you make somebody an enemy combatant [it] doesn’t make them talk,” Gibbs argued. He then pointed to an example from the Bush years to supposedly support his point.

“Jose Padilla was made an enemy combatant so that we could get him to talk,” Gibbs said. “And guess what happened when we made him an enemy combatant, he didn't talk. He did talk when he was transferred back into a civilian court.”

President Obama’s top counterterrorism adviser, John Brennan, made the same point on Tuesday in an op-ed for USA Today. Brennan argued: “Terrorists such as Jose Padilla and Saleh al-Mari did not cooperate when transferred to military custody, which can harden one's determination to resist cooperation.”

Brennan and Gibbs are wrong. In fact, Jose Padilla only started cooperating once he was transferred into the military’s custody and interrogated.

Joscelyn also calls their bluff:

Thus, when Padilla was initially detained by the FBI in May 2002 authorities knew he was up to no good. The FBI questioned Padilla for several hours but got nowhere. A copy of the FBI’s 302 memo written after the initial questioning of Padilla shows that al Qaeda’s man gave the bureau nothing. Padilla talked about his personal history but said nothing about his real intentions or his nefarious friends.

So a month later, in June 2002, Padilla was transferred back into military custody. Things changed in a hurry. Waterboarding is my friend.

The memo then reads: “Since that time [June 9, 2002], additional and more detailed intelligence information about Jose Padilla has been developed and made available in unclassified form.”

As a retired LEO, I have had to deal with the consequences of Miranda v. Arizona. In NYS the restrictions are even greater. If a suspect is already in criminal proceedings from a prior arrest, the right to counsel automatically attaches and you cannot interrogate him under any circumstances unless he first confers with his lawyer. This means that even if the suspect wants to confess and voluntarily waives his right to counsel, he cannot and you cannot until he talks with his lawyer,

Obama, Brennan, Holder and Gibbs want to reduce terrorism to the level of a convenience store robbery.

They want to turn this:



USS ARIZONA







Into This:


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Good Dog

Posted on behalf of Jamie:

At least someone in the White House has a good idea...


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Thursday, February 11, 2010

UPDATE: Al Gore's New Home


With all the global warming burying the District of Criminals, what's there to do? Build monuments to Al Gore. And that's just what Republican Senator Jim Inhofe's family did: They built this 6-foot-tall igloo on Capitol Hill.

So THAT'S where Al Gore is.



UPDATE: Doug Powers awesomely tweets us!


UPDATE II: Keith Olbermann doubles down and strikes the fuck out. Earth to fucking Olberfuckhead: It's NOT supposed to get COLDER in DC and it's NOT supposed to get COLDER in San Diego and we're NOT supposed to get snow on Feb. 12 in Atlanta (just to be sure, check the snow tracking on this storm headed from, Dallas, which is south of Atlanta and where they just got 4 - 6 inches of snow, that's bearing down on me right now ... and my goshdarn snow boots are ready, bro). I just wanted to make sure your dimwitted ass understands that.

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What's New In Bill Clinton's Medical News

Former President William Clinton was hospitalized this afternoon; he was admitted to Columbia's New York Presbyterian Hospital after complaining of chest pains.

Famous for his legendary poor eating habits, doctors realized that ordinary measures would probably be defeated in the long term. Instead, they opted for something different; they inserted two stents of an experimental design into one of the President's coronary arteries.

In the above photo, a crack surgical team prepares the first of two surgical stents to be placed in ex-President Clinton's artery.

Nicknamed the "Bacon Double Cheeseburger Memorial Super Highway," these stents were manufactured for people with an LDL of 750 and over.

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New Products From Gore Technologies!


In a statement issued from his new estate in southern France, Chateau d'Gorcicle, climate genius Al Gore has revealed new directives in his battle to combat mankind's greatest enemy -- Global Warming.

These directives propose a revolutionary change to the way the world will manufacture leisure products, taking advantage of global warming trends without increasing mankind's carbon footprint...

HOT TUBS AND JACUZZIS
" Whew! Honey! More iced tea please! I'm roasting in here!"

That's what you'll be saying to your spouse as she lovingly hands you another cold, frosty glass of your favorite beverage while you relax in your new Gore Technologies™ carbon neutral jacuzzi! Global rising temperatures will bake your cares away without wasting a single kilowatt!

Nothing beats the heat as you unwind from a hard day at work!

And who knows? Maybe the little lady will join you for a relaxing dip once the kids are in bed! Oh you naughty guys! But don't worry, we won't be able to see a thing, and you won't want to escape from your jacuzzi after just a few minutes!

LAWN FURNITURE
Imagine this: you are on your patio, basking in the sun on your brand new lawn furniture. Your neighbor will be "green" with envy as you enjoy a refreshing beverage on your eco-friendly chaise lounge fashioned by Mother Gaia herself! You'll love your Gore Technologies™ lawn furniture so much, you'll find it almost impossible to pry yourself loose!

BILLARD AND POOL TABLES
Hard bank shot got you worried? Game on the line? No Sweat! You'll be cool as a c-c-c-cucumber showing off your stuff on this Global Warming inspired creation from Gore Technologies™! The carbon neutral pool table! Rack 'em up!

Stay with us as the genius of Al Gore brings the world new innovations for a carbon neutral lifestyle!

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

UPDATE: What Will We Ever Do Without Orange Hot Pants and Boobs?


This. Can't. Happen. You've heard of Save the Ta-tas. I'm officially launching a Save the Hooters campaign. Because boobs and fried food and copious amounts of beer mean that much to America.

Just click on my profile in the sidebar and drop me an email with your PayPal account login info and I'll take care of the rest.

H/T: Snarkandboobs at IOTW

From the NY Post (emphasis mine):
Hooters is rattling its cans on Wall Street.

The Atlanta-based "breast-aurant" chain -- famous for the scantily clad waitresses who serve up its burgers and spicy wings -- is beckoning prospective buyers, sources told The Post.

Hooters has recently shopped itself to a number of private-equity firms as sales have sagged with the recession, sources said. The closely held company, meanwhile, is in advanced talks with a Connecticut-based investor that has been granted certain rights of refusal on any potential transaction, according to one source.

UPDATE: Hilariously, Hooters' CEO Colby Brooks is scheduled to appear on the Feb. 14 edition of "Undercover Boss." Do you suppose his Valentine's Day surprise for his employees might be to reveal that his ultimate fantasy would be to become a Hooters' girl, especially when he looks one?

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Where is Al Gore?

Where is Al Gore? I have been looking high and low for him since the East Anglia emails were made public and I see neither hide nor hair of the Mighty Gore.

And now that the Mid-Atlantic states are sweltering under several feet of Global Warming Flakes™ with more on the way, I think Al should make himself available to calm the affected populations and, oooooooh, who knows, lend a shovel.



Has anybody heeeeeeeere seen my old friend Al?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He screwed alot of people,
Some of them died so young...
Since the emails, he's been gone.


Some pretty special "people" really, really miss Mr. Al.


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