Britney Spears started her circus act this week, her first music tour in 5 years.
Which leads me to the following important questions:
Britney's crazier moments are on video over here.
I know: Who gives a shit?
Exactly.
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Which leads me to the following important questions:
- Will the act include generous naked crotch shots?
- Will she shave her head?
- Will she trash a car and pretend it belongs to her former husband?
- Will she attack paparazzi?
- Will she suddenly become British?
Britney's crazier moments are on video over here.
I know: Who gives a shit?
Exactly.

