Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Britney's New Circus Act

Britney Spears started her circus act this week, her first music tour in 5 years.

Which leads me to the following important questions:
  • Will the act include generous naked crotch shots?
  • Will she shave her head?
  • Will she trash a car and pretend it belongs to her former husband?
  • Will she attack paparazzi?
  • Will she suddenly become British?
I know she's supposedly a "conservative," but I'm not including her on my Twitter #TCOT follow list anytime soon.



Britney's crazier moments are on video over here.

I know: Who gives a shit?

Exactly.
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