Britney's New Circus Act

Britney Spears started her circus act this week, her first music tour in 5 years.

Which leads me to the following important questions:

• Will the act include generous naked crotch shots?
• Will she shave her head?
• Will she trash a car and pretend it belongs to her former husband?
• Will she attack paparazzi?
• Will she suddenly become British?

I know she's supposedly a "conservative," but I'm not including her on my Twitter #TCOT follow list anytime soon.



Britney's crazier moments are on video over here.

I know: Who gives a shit?

Exactly.