Showing posts with label Ron Paul. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ron Paul. Show all posts

Friday, January 13, 2012

Ron Paul Is a Fucking Hypocrite


The 2012 GOP field is about as appealing as a bloated corpse.

You have the Massachusetts Moderate, who's really a liberal; the Philandering Head, who's really a liberal; the Sanctimonious Arlen Sphincter Protege, who has about as much chance to win the nomination as Barney Frank has at picking up a girl; the Texan, who couldn't remember what federal department he'd eliminate and isn't fit to sit behind the red button that could obliterate us all, probably because he'd forget where he left it; and you have the Great Libertarian Hope.

Let's take a goooooooddddd look at that last one, Ron Paul, the fucking hypocrite, the favorite of crackpots, the KKK's David Duke and other anti-Semites, Occupy Wall Street, and general chemtrail-fearing tinfoil-hat lunatics.

Still want to vote for Ron Paul? Consider his litany of hypocrisy...

His donors are Big Insurance, Big Banking, Big Medicine, Big Financial Services, and Big Beer, though he rails against them every chance he gets.

He has about as much fiscal sense as a retard trying to hump a doorknob, which lumps him among the fiscal conservatism of 99% of CongressCriminals.

The great, white, "let's cut this department and that department and spend tax money the way the Constitution intended" hope, is one of only four House Republicans to request earmarks in the 2001 budget (good thing there never actually was a 2011 budget). In fact, he is the earmark king; he can do anything.

Mr. Anti-Wall Street made over a whopping $1 million off Wall Street between 2008 and 2009, when everyone else's 401K and Stock Market portfolio came crashing back to the ground, showing us all that our life savings was merely hopeless change.

The candidate who never changes his position is about as big a flip-flopper as Mittens.

He can't control the racist, homophobic, and blatant hypocritical crap that comes out of his own camp; how do you think he'll be able to control what comes out of his White House?

Go ahead and scream from the rooftops about Ron Paul being the closest thing to the Founders since Thomas Jefferson said the minute people like Ron Paul get elected, we might as well slit our wrists. The fact is, in a field of hypocritical candidates, Ron Paul turns out to be just another colossal liar -- and far more dangerous -- than anyone else not named Barack Obama.

Cross-posted at PatDollard.com



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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The Paulbot Creed


#1. Be Arrogant
#2. Be Condescending
#3. Be self-important
#4. Be self-righteous
#5. Tout your superior intellect to help overcome your lack of self-confidence (see numbers 1, 2, 3 and 4 then go straight to #15).
#6. Give slippery rhetorical answers to straight questions
#7. Hide/Ignore or spin Ron Paul’s congressional record of 23 Years in Congress, creating 620 bills of which 4 made it to the floor and only one became law.
#8. When cornered and have no truthful or direct response, spout angry, non-topic rhetoric as an answer, then see #19.
#9. Hide your democrat voting status from the public & pretend you're a republican.
#10. Blame everyone else, never take credit for a problems like Barrack Obama because we are closet Ultra-Liberals
#11. Berate and/or belittle your opponent whenever losing an argument, then see #19
#12. Blame America for the world hating the US and act like an Arab Psychiatrist/Pathologist when promoting the 9/11 Jihad conspiracy.
#13. Be courteous and direct others to their local cable or satellite channel that carries reruns of Conspiracy theory with Jesse “You deserve to lose a few” Ventura.
#14. Copy and paste data from whatever unreliable source you can find to try and validate your argument.
#15. Avoid/ignore any or all valid retort or facts that invalidate your agenda at all costs or whenever possible. (Go back to #6)
#16. Create a fictitious Facebook persona to hide your true identity like our Anarchist/OWS cousins.
#17. Make cowardly drive-by hit and run comment and/or “like” a fellow Paulbot’s hit and run comment.
#18. Bait adversaries by commenting/posting irrelevant points and/or points you were making during your last debate with someone totally different on another topic all together without looking like you are arguing with yourself. Try to avoid looking foolish at all costs.
#19. Scurry over to your nearest Ron Paul thread and alert other bots to join you and that you require assistance because you’re losing your delusional Liberal arguments. Then medicate, repeat, put on your drool bib and go back to marching in the paper slipper brigade.
#20. Follow #18 and 19 to the letter, then surround your opponent and take cheap pot-shots from your behind your fictitious Facebook persona (See #9 and #16).
#21. Before debating, avoid getting fecal matter in or behind your ears when removing your head from your rectum. This will be particularly useful when listening to CD’s of “Dr” Paul in your Toyota Prius.
#22. When casting your ballot for “Dr” Paul during online polls, remember to clear your cookies then repeat. Do this as many times as your fingers will allow or until the next episode of Colbert Reports, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, or your Mother calls down to the basement stairs to tell you that “dinner is ready”.

Revised; January 5, 2012
By Scott Sawyer

Cross-posted at PatDollard.com
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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Ron Paul: We're in the Midst of Nationalization without a Whimper

And no one's saying "boo." YOU should have been president, Ron.

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