Showing posts with label Google. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Google. Show all posts

Saturday, November 7, 2009

"Old Grumpy Fuck Big Girl with Big Boobs"

You can't tell me there are many better Google search hits than that.

It's even better than "Nancy Pelosi in bathing suit."

I am the Google stupidity king; I can get hits from anything.

P.S. Trending high today for BOOBS, too. Cool....
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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Well, For A While There I Was A Google Star


Sniff...sniff...
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Thursday, July 9, 2009

An Unintended Benefit of Using the Term "Dickhead" in the Title of a Post

Last week, I wrote about Al Franken's elevation to the U.S. Senate, so he could finally get a chance to play with all of his clown friends.

Naturally, Dr. Dave being Dr. Dave, I played off the title of his asinine book, "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot," and appropriately titled my piece: Al Franken Is a Big Fat Dickhead Senator.

My use of "dickhead" apparently has endeared me to Google's SEO algorithm because, while checking my sitemeter today, I noticed a hit from the following search term:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=how%20to%20make%20your%20dick%20head%20bigger&btnG=Google%20Search&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

It's not every day you're ranked just below an (attributed, no less) article about male enhancement techniques, and the person doing the search takes time away from his...um...quest to pay your blog a visit.
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