Is Michelle Obama Related to "The Thing"?

Michelle Obama's guns may be the rage of Washington, but my sources indicate she's tested positive for having the same DNA as The Thing.

Notice the blocky face and big mouth.

Fortunately, experts say she's likely a clone, her sense of humor bearing no resemblance to that of the founding member of Marvel Comics' The Fantastic Four, as she laughs only at bad jokes made by her husband and Wanda Sykes.

UPDATE: Here's even more juvenile humor, just for you stodgy folks out there.