More Evidence the Obama Affair Story is Bunk

IOTW broke this stunning news early this morning: BarackRoll emphatically refutes the National Enquirer story claiming infidelity at the highest levels of the land.

Meanwhile, the Enquirer has stripped most of the meaty details from the original story and is now kinda, maybe, backing away from their initial claim that there is video evidence of an affair between Zero and Vera Baker with the alleged testimony of an anonymous chauffeur.

I told you the story couldn't be true.

UPDATE: Seriously, though. Obama does not appear to like women.

It's kind of understandable. Even his own "wife" can't beat a drag queen in a beauty contest:

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More Evidence the Obama Affair Story is Bunk

The Narcissist in Chief Joins the Cheater in Chief Club?

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PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide, sources say.

And now, a hush-hush security video that shows everything could topple both Obama's presidency and marriage to Michelle!

Vera Baker was a previous finance director for Zero, and is striking:

But, still: Dude. You're married! How do you think this sits with your children?

At least we now know why Michelle has Zero's balls. How do you think you'd fare after pissing this off?

BUT CAN IT BE TRUE?

You really do have to wonder about the validity of this story. After all, we do have so much contradictory evidence indicating that he's a bit light in the loafers.

Wristy Images Courtesy of Free Republic

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The Narcissist in Chief Joins the Cheater in Chief Club?