Showing posts with label Helen Thomas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Helen Thomas. Show all posts

Monday, June 7, 2010

More Fun With Helen Thomas


Image via iOwnTheWorld's ironic Irony Curtain

Helen Thomas, the moldy, lumpy ... ahem ... "journalist," who covered all 44 presidents, the Civil and Revolutionary Wars, and God's rest on the seventh day, has ... moved the fook on.

Praise Yahweh.

It's a special honor for a low-class, jew-hating moose-limb appeaser from Lebanon, our "national treasure" who earned cupcakes and a kiss on the cheek from the pResident on her 3 millionth birthday last August.



I wonder if he'll ask for the cupcakes back now.

She deserves every ounce of her fall. She also deserves derision for her choice remarks. Here are a few choice remarks of my own, from earlier today on Twitter:
I hear Helen Thomas has the inside track on replacing Gibbsy as Chief Propagandist for the Regime.

@steveegg She'll hold duel propaganda roles for both the Hamas and Obama regimes, which, come to think of it, are probably one in the same.

Now that Helen Thomas is retiring she should go back to Lebanon, and be their national treasure.

@AlinskyDefeater No. Helen Thomas is famous for covering the first fish to walk on land.

@lheal If Helen Thomas is buried treasure, no one should ever dig her up. Some treasures were never meant to see the light of day.

I have the wife's laptop: No TweetDeck, just the web. I feel like it's the days of cave people, when Helen Thomas covered her first story.
Ciao, bitch.
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Saturday, June 5, 2010

Flotilla Choir Presents: We Con the World

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Friday, June 4, 2010

Flotilla to Israeli Navy: 'Go Back to Auschwitz'

Is that Helen Thomas on the line?



h/t: POWIP

Oh. Sorry for the lack of context. In case you haven't heard yet, here's a minute of your life you won't waste:

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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

If They Reproduced...

Don't even ask me to explain where this one came from, but....

If, somehow, by the grace of God...or in this case...by the grace of NOW...these two were...just...maybe...able to combine their DNA (again to the well of mad science, he goes!), the results would be astounding.

On the one hand we have Maureen Dowd, certainly the father of this unholy fusion:


Traits (all genetic): Rides a broom, überbitch, zero humor, uncanny ability to sling long overused phrases of mud for the dwindling readership of the New York Crimes

Likes: Barack Obama, the Democratic Party, Joseph Stalin

Dislikes: George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, humor

Turn-ons: NOW doesn't allow her any. Well...there is that homeless guy...Paco...who lives in the alley behind the office, but I promised not to tell anyone because Paco doesn't want to ruin his reputation. Oops...sorry, Paco! It just slipped out.
On the other hand we have the Wicked Witch of Congress:



Traits (all cosmetic): OWNS (through extortion) the factory from which came Maureen Dowd's broom, überclown, hermaphrodite (strap on)

Likes: Abortions, Botox, Barack Obama, the Democratic Party, Cap-and-Slave, national health care, whips and chains

Dislikes: The Pope, George W. Bush, U.S. Constitution, people with brains

Turn-ons: Henry Waxman, Al Whore
The result? The Curious Case of Benjamin Button...



...the only reporter to have interviewed all 44 presidents.

On the positive side, "Benjamin" just might be the right pit bull to do us all a bloody favor and get Robert "Ahhhhh" Gibbs fired for looking foolish while never answering a question.
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