ADHD Family Dinner Conversation

We had a great family discussion over dinner recently: Alternative names for "Democrat," such as "moonbat" and "zombie." My brilliant 5-year-old proceeded to shuffle around the kitchen, moaning, eyes closed, arms limply held out before her. Then my 8-year-old, smart little devil that he is, asked: "Is Obama the king of the moonbats?"

I don't think a father has ever been prouder.