Showing posts with label Unemployment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Unemployment. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Bud Abbott and Lou Costello on "Unemployment"

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COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.

ABBOTT: Good subject. Terrible times. It's about 9%.

COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?

ABBOTT: No, that's 16%.

COSTELLO: You just said 9%.

ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed.

COSTELLO: Right 9% out of work.

ABBOTT: No, that's 16%.

COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 16% unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, that's 9%...

COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE!! Is it 9% or 16%?

ABBOTT: 9% are unemployed. 16% are out of work.

COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.

COSTELLO: But ... they are out of work!

ABBOTT: No, you miss my point.

COSTELLO: What point?

ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work, can't be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn't be fair.

COSTELLO: To who?

ABBOTT: The unemployed.

COSTELLO: But they are ALL out of work.

ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of
work stopped looking. They gave up. And, if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment roles, that would count as less unemployment?

ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work?

ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how you get to 9%. Otherwise it would be 16%. You don't want to read about 16% unemployment do ya?

COSTELLO: That would be frightening.

ABBOTT: Absolutely.

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down
the unemployment number?

ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.

COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?

ABBOTT: Correct.

COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?

ABBOTT: Bingo.

COSTELLO: So, there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the
two is to just stop looking for work.

ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like an economist.

COSTELLO: I don't even know what I just said!

And now, you know why Obama's unemployment figures are improving.



H/T: Suzibasterd

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Friday, March 5, 2010

Harry Reid: Only 36,000 Lost Their Jobs Today

What a friggin' douchebag ...

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Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Obugger Effect: 9.5 % Employment

Nice of the pres to promise, to borrow a phrase from John Boehner, that filthy "pile of shit" Porkulus would stem it at 8%.

Fat chance, Mr. Arrogant. Perhaps you should be giving yourself the evil eye in the mirror...


Speaking of giving the evil eye: If Mark Sanford loves his soul mate so much, he should go ahead and resign and get on with the his great love affair, sparing us all. At least then he'll stop wasting taxpaper's money.

Besides, like Frank J. says: "I’d hope my wife would murder me before letting me go on and on and embarrass myself like Sanford."
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