Tax Breaks for Porn Staches

Leave it to Congresscriminals to spend their valuable time during these days of recession and massive unemployment uncovering groundbreaking ways to bring us, the little people, some relief:The Stache Act (Stimulus to Allow for Critical Hair Expenses) aims to earn a well-deserved $250 annual tax deduction for every Mustached American for expenditures on mustache grooming supplies.Maryland Rep. Roscoe (P. Coltrane) Bartlett...

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Tax Breaks for Porn Staches

Batboy Named Algae Czar

DISTRICT OF CRIMINALS -- Fresh off blowing hot air at the press about the dire need to move U.S. energy dependence from oil to algae, President Barack Downgrade Obama today took daring steps, naming Batboy as the nation’s first Algae Czar.In his first official decree, Batboy, who has lived openly in public for 27 years as Congresscriminal Henry Waxman from California, announced the president will issue an executive order...

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Batboy Named Algae Czar

The First President To ...

First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.First President to violate the War Powers Act.First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.First President...

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The First President To ...

5,170,000,000,000.00

That's what Barack Obama will cost you by the time Mittens, Santorum, Gingrich someone kicks him out of office this fall -- provided 1.8 million dead voters don't help re-elect him Dictator and King Forever.FIVE TRILLIONONE HUNDRED SEVENTY BILLIONFor another way to look at it, here's a table that shows the Trojan in Chief's deficit spending as a percentage of the GDP. Give him this: The table shows that Zero the Zero...

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5,170,000,000,000.00