@BarackObama Finally Accomplished Something: He Blocked Me on Twitter

After putting up with my heckling for 3 and a half years, first here, more recently over the past 20 months on Twitter, President Toddler, the crybaby-in-chief, finally blocked me on Twitter.

LMFAO.

I have a super-secret list on Twitter that only I know about because I've set the viewing settings to private. Periodically, I troll various leftists I've added to that list, with Barack Obama (@BarackObama) being my prime target. After all, I promised the night he was elected to hound his ass for the next four years, and I've kept my promise, unlike him.

Today, I noticed someone else retweeting some nonsense one of Obama's lackeys tweeted from the Obama account about the Republicans not deserving to be in charge of the economy next year because they "ran it into the ditch" before he flew in on his unicorn to lower the tides and raise our prospects in life ... by pitting American against American and setting out to systematically tear this country apart.

So I popped over to my super-secret Marxists list to heckle King Zero, only to find his tweet wasn't there. A little exploration on the web version of Twitter lead me to find this:

As you can see, his account claims to be "protected," but a president who sends out some 10 tweets a day begging for money doesn't have a protected account. No. He's blocked me.

You can imagine my delight: To be blocked by the thinnest-skinned president in the history of our country is quite a badge of honor, and I'm going to wear it proudly.

Now, being a good heckler, I hammer him, day in and day out, and I'm pretty sure I know what lead to my place on his enemies list. The day Mitt Romney joked about Obama's birth certificate in Michigan, the Obama 2012 campaign immediately fired off 3 whiny, mealy-mouthed tweets so over the top in their reaction to a joke, I had to pounce.

Could this have been the tweet (typo and all) that got me blocked?

So @barackobama can call @mittromney a tax cheat, a felon, and a murder, but Romney can't make a joke. I get it. #caring #twisters #tcot
— Snarky Basterd (@Snarky_Basterd) August 24, 2012

Or maybe this one?

Like "murderer"? RT @barackobama: Now's the time to say you stand with President Obama in this election—and against false, divisive attacks
— Snarky Basterd (@Snarky_Basterd) August 24, 2012

How about this one?

It's time we ask the anti-doping commission to strip @barackobama of his presidency for being a dope. #caring #twisters #tcot
— Snarky Basterd (@Snarky_Basterd) August 24, 2012

Or this?

@barackobama <----- the biggest, whiniest, thin-skinned, humorless, hypocritical piece of garbage to ever occupy @whitehouse #twisters #tcot
— Snarky Basterd (@Snarky_Basterd) August 24, 2012

But, alas, while all of those tweets were insulting, no other tweet I've ever sent him could be more insulting ... and result in blocking than this one containing artwork that, by the way, my wife penned a few years ago:

@barackobama Here's your birth certificate:twitpic.com/pp0g7 #caring #twisters #tcot #yawnyouboreus
— Snarky Basterd (@Snarky_Basterd) August 24, 2012

So. There you have it. If you want to be honored with a block from President Crybaby, the toddler-in-chief, just tweet him "his" birth certificate, since he can't take a joke, and you'll join the growing list of Americans on his enemies list. And I will welcome you.

Linked by: Knuckledraggin My Life Away and Noisy Room and The Right Planet.

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@BarackObama Finally Accomplished Something: He Blocked Me on Twitter

Text What You Think of @BarackObama to 62262

As if the sentence "please donate $3 or more" shouldn't already be removed from the English language, Barack Obama is stooping to new lows.

It's not enough to spam me with upwards of 3-4 emails a day, the latest coming from serial free contraception slut Sandra Fluke. Ironically, my email account is intuitive enough lately to identify Obama 2012 emails as spam, and that's just where I found Fluke's this morning. (Sorry, Sandra my inbox isn't nearly as accessible as yours.)

Now you can text credit card donations to President Douchebag. The campaign wants you to include the word "GIVE" in your text. But I have a better idea: Text the campaign and tell Obama what you think of him.

Being such a thoughtful and sensitive guy, I told the president he could pleasure himself ... in so many words. You might have something more interesting to say.

It's easy:

• Open a new message on your phone and type 62262, numbers that correspond to the letters O-B-A-M-A. (Surprisingly he spelled his own name correctly, unlike O-I-H-O.)
• Then add your message and press send. 
• You'll receive the following text in return: "Welcome to Obama for America mobile. Reply with your 5 digit ZIP for local info."
• Instead, reply with STOP, and you'll receive another message telling you will not receive messages or charges from Obama Contributions.

So let President Teleprompter and his campaign know what you think. It's juvenile, but, hey, at least you won't be accusing him of murder.

h/t: Jammie Wearing Fool

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Text What You Think of @BarackObama to 62262

Nancy Pelosi: "I Hear Dead People"

You read that right. 

The former Speaker of the House of Representatives, who once was third in line for the presidency, talks to ghosts. She met her new imaginary friends during her first meeting with President George W. Bush as part of the Democratic leadership.

Pelosi: “He’s (Bush) saying something to the effect of we’re so glad to welcome you here, congratulations and I know you’ll probably have some different things to say about what is going on--which is correct. But, as he was saying this, he was fading and this other thing was happening to me."

“My chair was getting crowded in," said Pelosi. "I swear this happened, never happened before, it never happened since."

"My chair was getting crowded in and I couldn’t figure out what it was, it was like this," she said."And then I realized Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Lucretia Mott, Alice Paul, Sojourner Truth, you name it, they were all in that chair, they were," said Pelosi. "More than I named and I could hear them say: 'At last we have a seat at the table.' And then they were gone."

Have you been abducted by aliens too, Nancy?

The good thing about Pelosi talking to ghosts is she might finally have occasion to talk to The Founders; they're desperate for a chance to teach her anything.

She may be batshit crazy, but look at it this way: At least we now know the identity of Harry Reid's "credible" source.

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Nancy Pelosi: "I Hear Dead People"

My Baloney Has a First Name ...

My baloney has a first name

It's B ... A ... R ... A ... C ... K

My baloney has a second name

It's O ... B ... A ... M ... A

Oh, I like to heckle it every day

And if you ask me why I'll say

Because everything that moron says

Is full of Marxist C ... R ... A ... P

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My Baloney Has a First Name ...

Curiosity Rover Makes Historic Discovery

Via The People's Cube

H/T IOTW

Linked by Before It's News

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Curiosity Rover Makes Historic Discovery