He Just Doesn't Get It

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"In the beginning, Govt created the heavens and the businesses. The economy was without form, and Govt said 'Let there be Taxes.'"

How did we ever survive before Barack Obama came along? We were caveman ... then The Almighty swooped in and bestowed upon us hope and change and built our small businesses for us. Unemployment ended as we knew it. Blue and Red states congealed into purple states. We all came together, no longer divided, as the first post-partisan, non-racial president united us. Everyone changed their name to Barack, in honor of our savior. And it was good.

Oh. Wait. That's a nightmare I had recently. Here's what I meant to say:

"They are clearly and unequivocally a bunch of liars." - Sununu on the Obama campaign
— Matt K. Lewis (@mattklewis) July 17, 2012

Because they are.

They just don't get it.