How to Get Fired from the MSM

I applaud CNBC's Rick Santelli's fire and honesty on the subject of Porkulus, but, unfortunately, I suspect he'll soon be selling "miracle products" on TV at 3 a.m. with Vince and Billy Mays:



ACTUALLY, I'm quite fond of tea parties. And I've always wondered why so many Americans seem to take government crap up their ass anymore (that's right...the government doesn't crap out...it craps UP your ass).

I've heard tell we're lemmings, we're sheep.

But...I wonder.

Would you be interested in a tea party, too?