The New TSA Theme Song

Try it.Sing the chorus of this song the next time Big Sis' goons want to pat your crotch and grab your breasts to see if you, a law-abiding American citizen, are planning to blow up an airplane.See how long they continue to grope us for no other reason than to give Janet Napolitano a hard on.Do you wanna touch (Yeah)Do you wanna touch (Yeah)Do you wanna touch me there, whereDo you wanna touch (Yeah)Do you wanna touch (Yeah)Do you wanna touch me there, whereThere, yeahYeah, oh yeah, oh y...

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The New TSA Theme Song

Obama Gets Lovin' Despite Historic Midterm Smackdown

The Loser in Chief may have lost his mandate last night, when the American people responded to him calling them "the enemy" by firing The Wicked Witch of Congress and her Merry Band of Congresscriminals.But all is not lost! At least Zero is getting some good lovin' today overseas.Only problem is, the doll with his likeness is not anatomically correct.His head's not up his ass.And, anyway, he wouldn't know what to do...

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Obama Gets Lovin' Despite Historic Midterm Smackdown